Lolz first to comment. You know why you did this? I can tell you. Because such a preposterously bad book draws naturally to it the common-sense criticism of people who know how to think. And yes I agree with you on all counts. The woman is annoying. The books are really fucking annoying. Like, it only takes the first page to realize how shitty and ridiculously fucus-coated the book is. And the fans are even more fucking annoying. All of these women, these GIRLS. Holy fuck, you have no idea how annoying it is when I come into the library and theres that fat girl clutching, CRADLING the book in her arms while she talks to her like-minded friends. You also have no idea how much I've longed to put that last sentence into words.

K you get the picture. I agree with you. In fact you weren't harsh enough. Now go launch this into the blogosphere with unbridled fury and outrage of shiterature.

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I liked the books decently enough...the last one was ridiculous, though. But, yeah, I'm growing to hate it just because allll the fangirls are soooooooooooooooooooo annoying.

This is funny. Great work!

Thank you!

I know Twilight fans, actually. And I respect them, cause otherwise they rock. But I don't see the draw of the books except as maybe light reading. And the fandom is horribly obnoxious, and that can ruin even the best of series.

Out of curiousity, what drew you to the series and what kept you. (I'm still trying to be open minded)

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One of my friends told me to read it, plus I was curious about it because I knew it was going to be a movie (the movie sucked, btw)

I kept reading because I liked Alice. I hate Bella and I HATE Edward.

I was told by a friend that Twilight is a book for tweens, and that is why it is so horrible. Apparently tweens don't know what good writing is.

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I channel the pain through this, the paper, the pen, your eyes. To stare into what's next, it frightens me. No control, no reward.
~In Flames - Bottled

"Just too good for me "
~SnipingHippo on my sniping in TF2

Yes, but that doesn't work! I've read good children's books that have been better than the little snippets I've seen floating around from Twilight!
Actually, I've read better romance novels than those snippets. And that is sad.

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Ah! Well that works!

Alice was the psychic chic . . .?

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yep

Oooooh, twilight. And I'm in Children's lit this semester semester. Thank goodness I'm not in adolescent lit.

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